Unmarried Dad
Summary
After going to the doctor for a physical, I ended up finding out I had an incurable disease. Depression instantly overtook me at the thought of myself never having had the opportunity to sleep with the ~man of my dreams~. Why, why do I have to die so soon?!
Before I kick the bucket, I must sleep with someone!
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On a dark and windy night, two men raised their glasses high, sharing a toast between them. One of those men, using his inebriated state to his advantage, finally summoned the courage within him to sleep with his ~Prince Charming~; making love until he achieved satisfaction—until he was sore to the point tears were shed! Then, exactly as the popular custom prescribed: he snuck his behind out of there in secret.
Three months later... while awaiting his appointed time of death, this man instead of his demise, was diagnosed as being: three…months—pregnant?! As well as cursing on how "THE F*CK" something of the sort was even possible, internally. [But let's leave that matter aside for the time being~]
Flash forward four years later, while taking his daughter to school, he popped a squat by the gates to buy some sesame seed buns. Gnawing on the pancake as he stood next to her, he jotted his finger towards the Gong (Seme) professor, who had just returned from abroad, and said to her: "Didn't you want to know what your mother looked like? Well, they look exactly like him."
The little girl crinkled her brows, asking: "My mom looks like a man?!"
(from jjwxc.net)
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