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Physical Exam Results


This novel was posted on cntranslationss [dot] blogsp0t [dot] com, by anasiana. If you're not reading it there, you get what you get  ̄へ ̄)


After taking my report and walking out the main entrance of the hospital, I felt as though it was all too unreal.

That evening, right after we went over to Lee Moli's and finished dinner, Xiao Huaisu called. Before, that guy said he would be back late and he was now at the bottom of the building waiting for me and Li You.

Employee 6: I'm jealous too +1


When I told Qiao Damai I would go to the hospital last evening, Xiao Huaisu had carried Li You out to the car first so he had no idea I was planning to go to the hospital the next day, as in, today.

I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.

Doctor Chen was eating some instant noodles when I walked in. I heard Xiao Hu mention he had just completed a surgery a couple hours ago so he didn't have lunch as yet. Which is why I wasn't surprised when I saw him eating the noodles.

"The president was with a woman, and that woman was talking and smiling with the president. Even though that woman was wearing a suit, she was petite and really beautiful, so everyone's been saying she's actually the president's wife! If not, why else would she be acting like an old acquaintance? The president doesn't usually seem to be close to any female colleagues, and the only male colleagues he's close to is you."

I kept my gaze trained on his car as it drove further away, then after it disappeared, I turned to leave.

He looks exactly as I did when I first heard the news, the same exact blank stare.


For the past few days he was following up on a huge project, so apart from being in the company during the early hours for a while, he was usually not there.

Co-worker B, hearing the conversation between me and Co-worker A, came over just brimming with interest, saying: "They're also folks saying she's not the president's wife at all."

"So... what won't affect the fetus?" After I asked this question, I immediately regretted it. I'm so embarrassed!

Taking that all too familiar path to find the good Dr. Chen, I asked him to give me a form then headed to find Xiao Hu for a routine blood and urine test.


After work that afternoon, I headed straight to Jiayu.

Seeing that I was confused, Dr. Chen then reluctantly put aside his bowl while wiping his mouth and explaining to me: "See for yourself, the second of the second page says it quite clearly. Oh right, you have low blood sugar too."

"Okay."

I was too short-sighted and forgot these single employees would also become parents on the future. So after this, leaving twenty minutes early, I went to Jiayu Hospital to pick up my test results. Xiao Hu, however, told me my results were with Dr. Chen.


Taking that all too familiar path to find the good Dr. Chen, I asked him to give me a form then headed to find Xiao Hu for a routine blood and urine test.

Co-worker B also added: "Even though I don't have a wife myself, I'm not a guy like your friend either. If I don't like a girl, I'll just tell it to her straight and afterwards breakup. I won't just go looking for someone else behind her back. So, to be honest, your friend is really a piece of crap... You should stay far away from someone like that... They have no integrity, let alone any sense of responsibility and that's a hard fact.

"Hehehe..."

I was too short-sighted and forgot these single employees would also become parents on the future. So after this, leaving twenty minutes early, I went to Jiayu Hospital to pick up my test results. Xiao Hu, however, told me my results were with Dr. Chen.


When my blood and urine test were completed it was already late in the evening, and the test results wouldn't be ready until the next day.

But that doesn't matter, because I believe Xiao Huaisu is not the kind of person who would eat from a bowl while staring at the pot. They think the president has yet to tell me about him having a mistress, but there are naturally also people like me who don't think the president is such a careless person.

Taking that all too familiar path to find the good Dr. Chen, I asked him to give me a form then headed to find Xiao Hu for a routine blood and urine test.

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English. []Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!

"The dinner got pushed back so I got to return early. I figured you guys wouldn't have gone back home yet so I cam to pick you up."

Shocked, I asked: "Are you sick? What's wrong?"


The next day, Xiao Huaisu dropped me off at the company. After I got out the car, he got out with me then waited for his assistant. Assistant Xu went to sit in the drivers seat, and Xiao Huaisu handed me my bag from the back seat before saying: "You pick up Youyou this afternoon. I'll be back really late this evening so you can go to mom's to have, okay? You don't need to wait for me."

Employee 7: I can't be any more jealous...

When my blood and urine test were completed it was already late in the evening, and the test results wouldn't be ready until the next day.

Employee 3: I remember my mother never having any time to pick me up from school. So now when I think about it, I really think I was pitiful back then. But it's okay now. If I have my own kids, I won;t have to worry about them having regrets like that too.

When the two were done talking, they both looked at me in tandem, seeming to be waiting for an answer from the insider—me.

"The president was with a woman, and that woman was talking and smiling with the president. Even though that woman was wearing a suit, she was petite and really beautiful, so everyone's been saying she's actually the president's wife! If not, why else would she be acting like an old acquaintance? The president doesn't usually seem to be close to any female colleagues, and the only male colleagues he's close to is you."


I nodded in response, and he took a seat in the car.

So this kid is a both an anticipated and utterly unexpected surprise.


I kept my gaze trained on his car as it drove further away, then after it disappeared, I turned to leave.

At first, I was scared the unmarried employees would complain over the extra workload, but I never expected that after I got mu life jacket ready and dove into the group staff group I would hear them say: Because of this, I'm going to stay into this company until I'm ancient... The last hour or two aren't even busy outside of peak season.

After we got back, Li You went to her room after getting settled in, and while I thought abut how exactly to tell him about the me being pregnant thing, he came from the bathroom wearing his pyjamas, saying: "Tomorrow, let's head to the hospital."

I had it in my head that it would be just as Dr. Chen said, taking a few years before a second child could be conceived.

Letting out a breath, I chuckled but didn't say anything.

The more I thought about it, the more scared I got. But once I remembered how I got misdiagnosed when I was younger, I slowly calmed myself down and kept this calm demeanour when I entered Dr. Che's office.


Not long after I sat at my desk, Co-worker A slid their chair towards me, and seeing his expression, I recalled the stealthy secretive look Qiao Damai had last night, unable to hep but laugh while asking: "Did something happen?"

Silent for a bit, Dr. Chen the said: "Um... that's due to the fear of causing severe uterine contractions which can affect the fetus so us men... we don't have to worry about that..."

The more I thought about it, the more scared I got. But once I remembered how I got misdiagnosed when I was younger, I slowly calmed myself down and kept this calm demeanour when I entered Dr. Che's office.

After taking my report and walking out the main entrance of the hospital, I felt as though it was all too unreal.


"I heard Wang Xiao say he saw the president yesterday while out on market inspections with Manager Lin!"

That evening, right after we went over to Lee Moli's and finished dinner, Xiao Huaisu called. Before, that guy said he would be back late and he was now at the bottom of the building waiting for me and Li You.

What's strange about that? I heard there was a representative from France who came here to learn the business model because the expansion in the domestic market here went so smoothly and had so much successes it made all the other branches super jealous. So the representative should be here in a couple days, right?

So Female Co-worker C, then said to A and B with disdain: "The president is a strict person most of the time, so how could it be what you two are guessing? I believe the president loves his wife and his child. Just look at some of the regulatory measures and employee benefits he has enacted since he took up his post. I absolutely do not believe the president is anything like you two have said."


What's strange about that? I heard there was a representative from France who came here to learn the business model because the expansion in the domestic market here went so smoothly and had so much successes it made all the other branches super jealous. So the representative should be here in a couple days, right?

Co-worker A then casually retorted: "That friend of mine who found himself a mistress loves his wife and kid too. Something like that doesn't stop somebody from finding a mistress."

Xiao Huaisu, seeing me not saying a word while wearing a mysterious look, pulled me into his arms and asked: "Is there something you need to tell me? Why are you making that face?" He deliberately lowered his lips to my ear, causing the vibration from his voice to make my ears tingle.

Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.


"What happened after?"

We are very grateful to our president for these thoughtful policies.


"The president was with a woman, and that woman was talking and smiling with the president. Even though that woman was wearing a suit, she was petite and really beautiful, so everyone's been saying she's actually the president's wife! If not, why else would she be acting like an old acquaintance? The president doesn't usually seem to be close to any female colleagues, and the only male colleagues he's close to is you."

After we got back, Li You went to her room after getting settled in, and while I thought abut how exactly to tell him about the me being pregnant thing, he came from the bathroom wearing his pyjamas, saying: "Tomorrow, let's head to the hospital."

Co-worker A then looked at me and said: "Even though you and the president are close friends, it's super common for a man to keep a red flag at home and a have a colourful one flutter outside. Before, I had a friend who got married last year, and while his wife was pregnant at home, he took a mistress out to all social the social events without his wife ever knowing a thing! Naturally, he kept the secret really well, and his wife had absolute trust in him too. So what I'm saying is, how can you be so sure she's not a mistress? If it's the representative, why is Assistant Xu not with him? But you shouldn't worry about it, though. Maybe the president just didn't have time to tell you as his friend."

He looks exactly as I did when I first heard the news, the same exact blank stare.


Co-worker B, hearing the conversation between me and Co-worker A, came over just brimming with interest, saying: "They're also folks saying she's not the president's wife at all."

Employee 3: I remember my mother never having any time to pick me up from school. So now when I think about it, I really think I was pitiful back then. But it's okay now. If I have my own kids, I won;t have to worry about them having regrets like that too.


When the two were done talking, they both looked at me in tandem, seeming to be waiting for an answer from the insider—me.

The more I thought about it, the more scared I got. But once I remembered how I got misdiagnosed when I was younger, I slowly calmed myself down and kept this calm demeanour when I entered Dr. Che's office.

So Female Co-worker C, then said to A and B with disdain: "The president is a strict person most of the time, so how could it be what you two are guessing? I believe the president loves his wife and his child. Just look at some of the regulatory measures and employee benefits he has enacted since he took up his post. I absolutely do not believe the president is anything like you two have said."

Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.

I had it in my head that it would be just as Dr. Chen said, taking a few years before a second child could be conceived.

The next day, Xiao Huaisu dropped me off at the company. After I got out the car, he got out with me then waited for his assistant. Assistant Xu went to sit in the drivers seat, and Xiao Huaisu handed me my bag from the back seat before saying: "You pick up Youyou this afternoon. I'll be back really late this evening so you can go to mom's to have, okay? You don't need to wait for me."


Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.

Co-worker A looked at him, seeing his arguments weren't accepted he left resentfully, took his seat, then busied himself with work.


After I stated this, I saw the expression on Co-worker B's face turn dubious, seeming more knowing than it was a while ago, as he touched his chin while narrating his radical idea: "Then... is she a mistress?"

Employee 5: You're just feeling bad because you don't measure up. I'm jealous of his wife.


I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.

There was nothing weird about my hypoglycaemia since it was an old issue.


Co-worker A then looked at me and said: "Even though you and the president are close friends, it's super common for a man to keep a red flag at home and a have a colourful one flutter outside. Before, I had a friend who got married last year, and while his wife was pregnant at home, he took a mistress out to all social the social events without his wife ever knowing a thing! Naturally, he kept the secret really well, and his wife had absolute trust in him too. So what I'm saying is, how can you be so sure she's not a mistress? If it's the representative, why is Assistant Xu not with him? But you shouldn't worry about it, though. Maybe the president just didn't have time to tell you as his friend."

When the two were done talking, they both looked at me in tandem, seeming to be waiting for an answer from the insider—me.

When I thought back to how I teased Xiao Huaisu on purpose last night, while there was already a month old little bun in my oven, made my heart instantly fill with fear.

Looking down at my stomach that didn't stick out that much at all, I looked at Dr. Chen, asking: "You're not messing with me, right? Didn't you it wasn't easy to conceive with this kind of physique?" While saying this, I opened the report, flipping through the pages.

When my blood and urine test were completed it was already late in the evening, and the test results wouldn't be ready until the next day.

Because of the words of this Co-worker A, I grumbled internally: Can ordinary men even be compared to my Huaisu? Is my Huaisu the kind of scum who has crappy morals?!


Because of the words of this Co-worker A, I grumbled internally: Can ordinary men even be compared to my Huaisu? Is my Huaisu the kind of scum who has crappy morals?!

So Female Co-worker C, then said to A and B with disdain: "The president is a strict person most of the time, so how could it be what you two are guessing? I believe the president loves his wife and his child. Just look at some of the regulatory measures and employee benefits he has enacted since he took up his post. I absolutely do not believe the president is anything like you two have said."

Employee 3: I remember my mother never having any time to pick me up from school. So now when I think about it, I really think I was pitiful back then. But it's okay now. If I have my own kids, I won;t have to worry about them having regrets like that too.

Completely forgetting that I at one time had mistaken him as a scummy guy.

"Hehehe..."

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English. []Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!


Completely forgetting that I at one time had mistaken him as a scummy guy.

Slurping some noodles, Dr. Chen reached out to open a draw, pulled out my report and threw it at me then said: "Expecting."

At first, I was scared the unmarried employees would complain over the extra workload, but I never expected that after I got mu life jacket ready and dove into the group staff group I would hear them say: Because of this, I'm going to stay into this company until I'm ancient... The last hour or two aren't even busy outside of peak season.

"What? Expecting?" What the heck does that mean? I don't understand.


I faced them then said with a straight face: "You guy's shouldn't go making wild speculations or damage the reputation of someone's daughter. Even if she's not the representative, so could just be another associate, could she not?" And of course there is also the reputation of my Huaisu.

Even though I felt bad for the dog-tired Dr. Chen, I was also worried about my health. The calm facade was gone while I asked him in a panic: "Doctor Chen! Do I—do I really have diabetes?!"

He reached out to touch my face just then, asking helplessly: "Why are you laughing?"

I was too short-sighted and forgot these single employees would also become parents on the future. So after this, leaving twenty minutes early, I went to Jiayu Hospital to pick up my test results. Xiao Hu, however, told me my results were with Dr. Chen.

"What? Expecting?" What the heck does that mean? I don't understand.

"The dinner got pushed back so I got to return early. I figured you guys wouldn't have gone back home yet so I cam to pick you up."


Co-worker A and Co-worker B both looked at me as if they were saying: This kid, so dumb... so naive...

Co-worker A then looked at me and said: "Even though you and the president are close friends, it's super common for a man to keep a red flag at home and a have a colourful one flutter outside. Before, I had a friend who got married last year, and while his wife was pregnant at home, he took a mistress out to all social the social events without his wife ever knowing a thing! Naturally, he kept the secret really well, and his wife had absolute trust in him too. So what I'm saying is, how can you be so sure she's not a mistress? If it's the representative, why is Assistant Xu not with him? But you shouldn't worry about it, though. Maybe the president just didn't have time to tell you as his friend."


But that doesn't matter, because I believe Xiao Huaisu is not the kind of person who would eat from a bowl while staring at the pot. They think the president has yet to tell me about him having a mistress, but there are naturally also people like me who don't think the president is such a careless person.

Shocked, I asked: "Are you sick? What's wrong?"

"What? Expecting?" What the heck does that mean? I don't understand.

I nodded in response, and he took a seat in the car.

I faced them then said with a straight face: "You guy's shouldn't go making wild speculations or damage the reputation of someone's daughter. Even if she's not the representative, so could just be another associate, could she not?" And of course there is also the reputation of my Huaisu.

I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.


So Female Co-worker C, then said to A and B with disdain: "The president is a strict person most of the time, so how could it be what you two are guessing? I believe the president loves his wife and his child. Just look at some of the regulatory measures and employee benefits he has enacted since he took up his post. I absolutely do not believe the president is anything like you two have said."

I hurriedly packed Li You's things, headed downstairs, then opened the car the minute I saw it. After getting Li You set up in the back seat, I asked: "Didn't you say you were getting back pretty late tonight? Did you eat?"

I hurriedly packed Li You's things, headed downstairs, then opened the car the minute I saw it. After getting Li You set up in the back seat, I asked: "Didn't you say you were getting back pretty late tonight? Did you eat?"

That evening, right after we went over to Lee Moli's and finished dinner, Xiao Huaisu called. Before, that guy said he would be back late and he was now at the bottom of the building waiting for me and Li You.


Co-worker A then casually retorted: "That friend of mine who found himself a mistress loves his wife and kid too. Something like that doesn't stop somebody from finding a mistress."

He looks exactly as I did when I first heard the news, the same exact blank stare.


"That's not love. Your friend is what's called a despicable piece of scum. If he keeps saying he loves his wife and child yet still goes looking for other women, then he's basically insulting the word love. Like, yuck." Two other female colleagues also threw out looks of disdain.

Completely forgetting that I at one time had mistaken him as a scummy guy.

Employee 1: +1 But not just those caring measures, the other employee benefits make me want to stay here until I'm old too.

Employee 6: I'm jealous too +1


I couldn't stop myself from nodding. After nodding, I saw Co-worker A shaking his head, saying: "You just don't understand. All men are like this."

Looking down at my stomach that didn't stick out that much at all, I looked at Dr. Chen, asking: "You're not messing with me, right? Didn't you it wasn't easy to conceive with this kind of physique?" While saying this, I opened the report, flipping through the pages.

The more I thought about it, the more scared I got. But once I remembered how I got misdiagnosed when I was younger, I slowly calmed myself down and kept this calm demeanour when I entered Dr. Che's office.

"The president was with a woman, and that woman was talking and smiling with the president. Even though that woman was wearing a suit, she was petite and really beautiful, so everyone's been saying she's actually the president's wife! If not, why else would she be acting like an old acquaintance? The president doesn't usually seem to be close to any female colleagues, and the only male colleagues he's close to is you."

There was nothing weird about my hypoglycaemia since it was an old issue.

Employee 5: You're just feeling bad because you don't measure up. I'm jealous of his wife.


Hearing him say that, I quickly drew a line in the sand and stated my position clearly: "You can just speak for yourself, there bud. Don't go trying to act as a representative for all us men. I am not that kind of person. I can barely manage to love one person, so where would I find the time to go looking for another?" My ability is limited, bro.

"That's not love. Your friend is what's called a despicable piece of scum. If he keeps saying he loves his wife and child yet still goes looking for other women, then he's basically insulting the word love. Like, yuck." Two other female colleagues also threw out looks of disdain.


Co-worker B also added: "Even though I don't have a wife myself, I'm not a guy like your friend either. If I don't like a girl, I'll just tell it to her straight and afterwards breakup. I won't just go looking for someone else behind her back. So, to be honest, your friend is really a piece of crap... You should stay far away from someone like that... They have no integrity, let alone any sense of responsibility and that's a hard fact.

Because of the words of this Co-worker A, I grumbled internally: Can ordinary men even be compared to my Huaisu? Is my Huaisu the kind of scum who has crappy morals?!

Employee 1: +1 But not just those caring measures, the other employee benefits make me want to stay here until I'm old too.

"That's not love. Your friend is what's called a despicable piece of scum. If he keeps saying he loves his wife and child yet still goes looking for other women, then he's basically insulting the word love. Like, yuck." Two other female colleagues also threw out looks of disdain.

Looking down at my stomach that didn't stick out that much at all, I looked at Dr. Chen, asking: "You're not messing with me, right? Didn't you it wasn't easy to conceive with this kind of physique?" While saying this, I opened the report, flipping through the pages.

I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.


Co-worker A looked at him, seeing his arguments weren't accepted he left resentfully, took his seat, then busied himself with work.

When my blood and urine test were completed it was already late in the evening, and the test results wouldn't be ready until the next day.


Anyway, from the second half of the previous year, the company had instituted a few new regulations. Such as, employees who are married with children are allowed to leave twenty minutes earlier and there's also a chance to ask for leave to attend their kid's parent's meeting every year. These new employee benefits made the employees who were already married with kids cheer for a long time: The president is wise. The president is immensely kind.

When I told Qiao Damai I would go to the hospital last evening, Xiao Huaisu had carried Li You out to the car first so he had no idea I was planning to go to the hospital the next day, as in, today.


We are very grateful to our president for these thoughtful policies.

"Okay."


At first, I was scared the unmarried employees would complain over the extra workload, but I never expected that after I got mu life jacket ready and dove into the group staff group I would hear them say: Because of this, I'm going to stay into this company until I'm ancient... The last hour or two aren't even busy outside of peak season.

"I heard Wang Xiao say he saw the president yesterday while out on market inspections with Manager Lin!"


Employee 1: +1 But not just those caring measures, the other employee benefits make me want to stay here until I'm old too.

"The dinner got pushed back so I got to return early. I figured you guys wouldn't have gone back home yet so I cam to pick you up."

When I told Qiao Damai I would go to the hospital last evening, Xiao Huaisu had carried Li You out to the car first so he had no idea I was planning to go to the hospital the next day, as in, today.

Co-worker A then looked at me and said: "Even though you and the president are close friends, it's super common for a man to keep a red flag at home and a have a colourful one flutter outside. Before, I had a friend who got married last year, and while his wife was pregnant at home, he took a mistress out to all social the social events without his wife ever knowing a thing! Naturally, he kept the secret really well, and his wife had absolute trust in him too. So what I'm saying is, how can you be so sure she's not a mistress? If it's the representative, why is Assistant Xu not with him? But you shouldn't worry about it, though. Maybe the president just didn't have time to tell you as his friend."


Employee 2: +2

I had it in my head that it would be just as Dr. Chen said, taking a few years before a second child could be conceived.


Employee 3: I remember my mother never having any time to pick me up from school. So now when I think about it, I really think I was pitiful back then. But it's okay now. If I have my own kids, I won;t have to worry about them having regrets like that too.

Xiao Huaisu, seeing me not saying a word while wearing a mysterious look, pulled me into his arms and asked: "Is there something you need to tell me? Why are you making that face?" He deliberately lowered his lips to my ear, causing the vibration from his voice to make my ears tingle.

"I'm actually... pregnantT/n: Li Tian misheard 怀了: huái le: pregnant as 坏了: huài le: broken/bad/... before.?

Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.


Employee 4: Yeah, definitely. This policy from the president is just too unbelievably kind. As a man, I have to really have to ask if a man this perfect... can he really exist? This is unscientific, I tell you... Completely unscientific!

Employee 4: Yeah, definitely. This policy from the president is just too unbelievably kind. As a man, I have to really have to ask if a man this perfect... can he really exist? This is unscientific, I tell you... Completely unscientific!


Employee 5: You're just feeling bad because you don't measure up. I'm jealous of his wife.

After I stated this, I saw the expression on Co-worker B's face turn dubious, seeming more knowing than it was a while ago, as he touched his chin while narrating his radical idea: "Then... is she a mistress?"


Employee 6: I'm jealous too +1

Hearing him say this made me breathe a huge sigh of relief.


Employee 7: I can't be any more jealous...

"What? Expecting?" What the heck does that mean? I don't understand.


I was too short-sighted and forgot these single employees would also become parents on the future. So after this, leaving twenty minutes early, I went to Jiayu Hospital to pick up my test results. Xiao Hu, however, told me my results were with Dr. Chen.

When Xiao Hu told me my results were with Dr. Chen in a serious tone, my heart thumped and I wondered: Did I really have diabetes?

"What happened after?"

Seeing that I was confused, Dr. Chen then reluctantly put aside his bowl while wiping his mouth and explaining to me: "See for yourself, the second of the second page says it quite clearly. Oh right, you have low blood sugar too."

I had it in my head that it would be just as Dr. Chen said, taking a few years before a second child could be conceived.

Anyway, from the second half of the previous year, the company had instituted a few new regulations. Such as, employees who are married with children are allowed to leave twenty minutes earlier and there's also a chance to ask for leave to attend their kid's parent's meeting every year. These new employee benefits made the employees who were already married with kids cheer for a long time: The president is wise. The president is immensely kind.


When Xiao Hu told me my results were with Dr. Chen in a serious tone, my heart thumped and I wondered: Did I really have diabetes?

I nodded in response, and he took a seat in the car.


The more I thought about it, the more scared I got. But once I remembered how I got misdiagnosed when I was younger, I slowly calmed myself down and kept this calm demeanour when I entered Dr. Che's office.

N/A

Maybe because my voice was too low he didn't seen to hear it clearly and so asked again: "Huh? What did you just say?"

"Hehehe..."

Physical Exam Results

Employee 4: Yeah, definitely. This policy from the president is just too unbelievably kind. As a man, I have to really have to ask if a man this perfect... can he really exist? This is unscientific, I tell you... Completely unscientific!


Doctor Chen was eating some instant noodles when I walked in. I heard Xiao Hu mention he had just completed a surgery a couple hours ago so he didn't have lunch as yet. Which is why I wasn't surprised when I saw him eating the noodles.

"I'm actually... pregnantT/n: Li Tian misheard 怀了: huái le: pregnant as 坏了: huài le: broken/bad/... before.?


Even though I felt bad for the dog-tired Dr. Chen, I was also worried about my health. The calm facade was gone while I asked him in a panic: "Doctor Chen! Do I—do I really have diabetes?!"

"So... what won't affect the fetus?" After I asked this question, I immediately regretted it. I'm so embarrassed!


Slurping some noodles, Dr. Chen reached out to open a draw, pulled out my report and threw it at me then said: "Expecting."

I couldn't stop myself from nodding. After nodding, I saw Co-worker A shaking his head, saying: "You just don't understand. All men are like this."

Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.

He looks exactly as I did when I first heard the news, the same exact blank stare.


"What? Expecting?" What the heck does that mean? I don't understand.

Employee 1: +1 But not just those caring measures, the other employee benefits make me want to stay here until I'm old too.


Seeing that I was confused, Dr. Chen then reluctantly put aside his bowl while wiping his mouth and explaining to me: "See for yourself, the second of the second page says it quite clearly. Oh right, you have low blood sugar too."

"The president was with a woman, and that woman was talking and smiling with the president. Even though that woman was wearing a suit, she was petite and really beautiful, so everyone's been saying she's actually the president's wife! If not, why else would she be acting like an old acquaintance? The president doesn't usually seem to be close to any female colleagues, and the only male colleagues he's close to is you."

Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English. []Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!

Employee 3: I remember my mother never having any time to pick me up from school. So now when I think about it, I really think I was pitiful back then. But it's okay now. If I have my own kids, I won;t have to worry about them having regrets like that too.

So this kid is a both an anticipated and utterly unexpected surprise.


"I'm actually... pregnantT/n: Li Tian misheard 怀了: huái le: pregnant as 坏了: huài le: broken/bad/... before.?

Anyway, from the second half of the previous year, the company had instituted a few new regulations. Such as, employees who are married with children are allowed to leave twenty minutes earlier and there's also a chance to ask for leave to attend their kid's parent's meeting every year. These new employee benefits made the employees who were already married with kids cheer for a long time: The president is wise. The president is immensely kind.

Anyway, from the second half of the previous year, the company had instituted a few new regulations. Such as, employees who are married with children are allowed to leave twenty minutes earlier and there's also a chance to ask for leave to attend their kid's parent's meeting every year. These new employee benefits made the employees who were already married with kids cheer for a long time: The president is wise. The president is immensely kind.

Seeing that I was confused, Dr. Chen then reluctantly put aside his bowl while wiping his mouth and explaining to me: "See for yourself, the second of the second page says it quite clearly. Oh right, you have low blood sugar too."


Looking down at my stomach that didn't stick out that much at all, I looked at Dr. Chen, asking: "You're not messing with me, right? Didn't you it wasn't easy to conceive with this kind of physique?" While saying this, I opened the report, flipping through the pages.

When I thought back to how I teased Xiao Huaisu on purpose last night, while there was already a month old little bun in my oven, made my heart instantly fill with fear.


There was nothing weird about my hypoglycaemia since it was an old issue.

Maybe because my voice was too low he didn't seen to hear it clearly and so asked again: "Huh? What did you just say?"

At first, I was scared the unmarried employees would complain over the extra workload, but I never expected that after I got mu life jacket ready and dove into the group staff group I would hear them say: Because of this, I'm going to stay into this company until I'm ancient... The last hour or two aren't even busy outside of peak season.

After I stated this, I saw the expression on Co-worker B's face turn dubious, seeming more knowing than it was a while ago, as he touched his chin while narrating his radical idea: "Then... is she a mistress?"

Employee 5: You're just feeling bad because you don't measure up. I'm jealous of his wife.

Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.


But when I saw that I already a month along, thunderstruck, I grounded myself by holding on to the table, asking: "It's not alright to still have s℮x in the first trimester, is it?"

After work that afternoon, I headed straight to Jiayu.


When I thought back to how I teased Xiao Huaisu on purpose last night, while there was already a month old little bun in my oven, made my heart instantly fill with fear.

Co-worker A and Co-worker B both looked at me as if they were saying: This kid, so dumb... so naive...

Co-worker B also added: "Even though I don't have a wife myself, I'm not a guy like your friend either. If I don't like a girl, I'll just tell it to her straight and afterwards breakup. I won't just go looking for someone else behind her back. So, to be honest, your friend is really a piece of crap... You should stay far away from someone like that... They have no integrity, let alone any sense of responsibility and that's a hard fact.

"What happened after?"

He reached out to touch my face just then, asking helplessly: "Why are you laughing?"

Employee 6: I'm jealous too +1


Silent for a bit, Dr. Chen the said: "Um... that's due to the fear of causing severe uterine contractions which can affect the fetus so us men... we don't have to worry about that..."

Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.

"I'm actually... pregnantT/n: Li Tian misheard 怀了: huái le: pregnant as 坏了: huài le: broken/bad/... before.?

Because of the words of this Co-worker A, I grumbled internally: Can ordinary men even be compared to my Huaisu? Is my Huaisu the kind of scum who has crappy morals?!

I nodded in response, and he took a seat in the car.

Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.


Hearing him say this made me breathe a huge sigh of relief.

"Hehehe..."

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English. []Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!

I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.

"The dinner got pushed back so I got to return early. I figured you guys wouldn't have gone back home yet so I cam to pick you up."

"So... what won't affect the fetus?" After I asked this question, I immediately regretted it. I'm so embarrassed!


"So... what won't affect the fetus?" After I asked this question, I immediately regretted it. I'm so embarrassed!

Doctor Chen was eating some instant noodles when I walked in. I heard Xiao Hu mention he had just completed a surgery a couple hours ago so he didn't have lunch as yet. Which is why I wasn't surprised when I saw him eating the noodles.

Even though Xiao Huaisu and I discussed this issue earlier, and I were really excited about it in the beginning, after nothing happened, we just kind of felt like all that wasn't needed and just decided to let nature take it's course.

So this kid is a both an anticipated and utterly unexpected surprise.

There was nothing weird about my hypoglycaemia since it was an old issue.

Employee 1: +1 But not just those caring measures, the other employee benefits make me want to stay here until I'm old too.


"Just take extra care in the last three months since you'll have a larger stomach."

Hugging him, I then went on to whisper: "What will you do about an accidental pregnancy." After saying this, I wanted to add the sentence, and how about we go full term with a little XXX.. Haha*

Slurping some noodles, Dr. Chen reached out to open a draw, pulled out my report and threw it at me then said: "Expecting."

Not long after I sat at my desk, Co-worker A slid their chair towards me, and seeing his expression, I recalled the stealthy secretive look Qiao Damai had last night, unable to hep but laugh while asking: "Did something happen?"

Even though I felt bad for the dog-tired Dr. Chen, I was also worried about my health. The calm facade was gone while I asked him in a panic: "Doctor Chen! Do I—do I really have diabetes?!"

Silent for a bit, Dr. Chen the said: "Um... that's due to the fear of causing severe uterine contractions which can affect the fetus so us men... we don't have to worry about that..."


"Okay."

Letting out a breath, I chuckled but didn't say anything.

After I stated this, I saw the expression on Co-worker B's face turn dubious, seeming more knowing than it was a while ago, as he touched his chin while narrating his radical idea: "Then... is she a mistress?"

I had it in my head that it would be just as Dr. Chen said, taking a few years before a second child could be conceived.


After taking my report and walking out the main entrance of the hospital, I felt as though it was all too unreal.

Employee 2: +2


Even though Xiao Huaisu and I discussed this issue earlier, and I were really excited about it in the beginning, after nothing happened, we just kind of felt like all that wasn't needed and just decided to let nature take it's course.

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English. []Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!


I had it in my head that it would be just as Dr. Chen said, taking a few years before a second child could be conceived.

"What happened after?"

Co-worker A looked at him, seeing his arguments weren't accepted he left resentfully, took his seat, then busied himself with work.

"So... what won't affect the fetus?" After I asked this question, I immediately regretted it. I'm so embarrassed!

"Hehehe..."

"Okay."


So this kid is a both an anticipated and utterly unexpected surprise.

Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.

The next day, Xiao Huaisu dropped me off at the company. After I got out the car, he got out with me then waited for his assistant. Assistant Xu went to sit in the drivers seat, and Xiao Huaisu handed me my bag from the back seat before saying: "You pick up Youyou this afternoon. I'll be back really late this evening so you can go to mom's to have, okay? You don't need to wait for me."

At first, I was scared the unmarried employees would complain over the extra workload, but I never expected that after I got mu life jacket ready and dove into the group staff group I would hear them say: Because of this, I'm going to stay into this company until I'm ancient... The last hour or two aren't even busy outside of peak season.


Placing the report in my bag, I went to go pick up Li You.

Not long after I sat at my desk, Co-worker A slid their chair towards me, and seeing his expression, I recalled the stealthy secretive look Qiao Damai had last night, unable to hep but laugh while asking: "Did something happen?"

Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.

Doctor Chen was eating some instant noodles when I walked in. I heard Xiao Hu mention he had just completed a surgery a couple hours ago so he didn't have lunch as yet. Which is why I wasn't surprised when I saw him eating the noodles.


That evening, right after we went over to Lee Moli's and finished dinner, Xiao Huaisu called. Before, that guy said he would be back late and he was now at the bottom of the building waiting for me and Li You.

He reached out to touch my face just then, asking helplessly: "Why are you laughing?"

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English. []Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!

Looking down at my stomach that didn't stick out that much at all, I looked at Dr. Chen, asking: "You're not messing with me, right? Didn't you it wasn't easy to conceive with this kind of physique?" While saying this, I opened the report, flipping through the pages.


I hurriedly packed Li You's things, headed downstairs, then opened the car the minute I saw it. After getting Li You set up in the back seat, I asked: "Didn't you say you were getting back pretty late tonight? Did you eat?"

Placing the report in my bag, I went to go pick up Li You.

Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.

"What happened after?"


"The dinner got pushed back so I got to return early. I figured you guys wouldn't have gone back home yet so I cam to pick you up."

The next day, Xiao Huaisu dropped me off at the company. After I got out the car, he got out with me then waited for his assistant. Assistant Xu went to sit in the drivers seat, and Xiao Huaisu handed me my bag from the back seat before saying: "You pick up Youyou this afternoon. I'll be back really late this evening so you can go to mom's to have, okay? You don't need to wait for me."

I was too short-sighted and forgot these single employees would also become parents on the future. So after this, leaving twenty minutes early, I went to Jiayu Hospital to pick up my test results. Xiao Hu, however, told me my results were with Dr. Chen.

I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.


After we got back, Li You went to her room after getting settled in, and while I thought abut how exactly to tell him about the me being pregnant thing, he came from the bathroom wearing his pyjamas, saying: "Tomorrow, let's head to the hospital."

Physical Exam Results

Hearing him say this made me breathe a huge sigh of relief.

Taking that all too familiar path to find the good Dr. Chen, I asked him to give me a form then headed to find Xiao Hu for a routine blood and urine test.


Shocked, I asked: "Are you sick? What's wrong?"

Even though Xiao Huaisu and I discussed this issue earlier, and I were really excited about it in the beginning, after nothing happened, we just kind of felt like all that wasn't needed and just decided to let nature take it's course.

Letting out a breath, I chuckled but didn't say anything.

Co-worker A and Co-worker B both looked at me as if they were saying: This kid, so dumb... so naive...

So Female Co-worker C, then said to A and B with disdain: "The president is a strict person most of the time, so how could it be what you two are guessing? I believe the president loves his wife and his child. Just look at some of the regulatory measures and employee benefits he has enacted since he took up his post. I absolutely do not believe the president is anything like you two have said."

"I heard Wang Xiao say he saw the president yesterday while out on market inspections with Manager Lin!"


Walking over to me, Xiao Huaisu pulled me to sit on the bed, worry in his tone as he explained: "I thought about it, and your appetite has changed way too much in a short period of time. So I think it'd be best to take you to the doctor for a check-up."

But when I saw that I already a month along, thunderstruck, I grounded myself by holding on to the table, asking: "It's not alright to still have s℮x in the first trimester, is it?"

When my blood and urine test were completed it was already late in the evening, and the test results wouldn't be ready until the next day.

I bellowed out a laugh the moment I heard it, saying, "How the heck is that even possible! Maybe she's the the representative who's coming here from France." Quit talking crap. Don't go slandering my Huaisu without evidence, okay? That'd be great, thanks.

The more I thought about it, the more scared I got. But once I remembered how I got misdiagnosed when I was younger, I slowly calmed myself down and kept this calm demeanour when I entered Dr. Che's office.

At first, I was scared the unmarried employees would complain over the extra workload, but I never expected that after I got mu life jacket ready and dove into the group staff group I would hear them say: Because of this, I'm going to stay into this company until I'm ancient... The last hour or two aren't even busy outside of peak season.


Letting out a breath, I chuckled but didn't say anything.

I kept my gaze trained on his car as it drove further away, then after it disappeared, I turned to leave.

"The dinner got pushed back so I got to return early. I figured you guys wouldn't have gone back home yet so I cam to pick you up."

"The president was with a woman, and that woman was talking and smiling with the president. Even though that woman was wearing a suit, she was petite and really beautiful, so everyone's been saying she's actually the president's wife! If not, why else would she be acting like an old acquaintance? The president doesn't usually seem to be close to any female colleagues, and the only male colleagues he's close to is you."


He reached out to touch my face just then, asking helplessly: "Why are you laughing?"

I was too short-sighted and forgot these single employees would also become parents on the future. So after this, leaving twenty minutes early, I went to Jiayu Hospital to pick up my test results. Xiao Hu, however, told me my results were with Dr. Chen.


"Hehehe..."

What's strange about that? I heard there was a representative from France who came here to learn the business model because the expansion in the domestic market here went so smoothly and had so much successes it made all the other branches super jealous. So the representative should be here in a couple days, right?

"I'm actually... pregnantT/n: Li Tian misheard 怀了: huái le: pregnant as 坏了: huài le: broken/bad/... before.?

When the two were done talking, they both looked at me in tandem, seeming to be waiting for an answer from the insider—me.

Because of the words of this Co-worker A, I grumbled internally: Can ordinary men even be compared to my Huaisu? Is my Huaisu the kind of scum who has crappy morals?!

Walking over to me, Xiao Huaisu pulled me to sit on the bed, worry in his tone as he explained: "I thought about it, and your appetite has changed way too much in a short period of time. So I think it'd be best to take you to the doctor for a check-up."


Xiao Huaisu, seeing me not saying a word while wearing a mysterious look, pulled me into his arms and asked: "Is there something you need to tell me? Why are you making that face?" He deliberately lowered his lips to my ear, causing the vibration from his voice to make my ears tingle.

Walking over to me, Xiao Huaisu pulled me to sit on the bed, worry in his tone as he explained: "I thought about it, and your appetite has changed way too much in a short period of time. So I think it'd be best to take you to the doctor for a check-up."

I hurriedly packed Li You's things, headed downstairs, then opened the car the minute I saw it. After getting Li You set up in the back seat, I asked: "Didn't you say you were getting back pretty late tonight? Did you eat?"

After I stated this, I saw the expression on Co-worker B's face turn dubious, seeming more knowing than it was a while ago, as he touched his chin while narrating his radical idea: "Then... is she a mistress?"

Hearing him say this made me breathe a huge sigh of relief.


Hugging him, I then went on to whisper: "What will you do about an accidental pregnancy." After saying this, I wanted to add the sentence, and how about we go full term with a little XXX.. Haha*


Maybe because my voice was too low he didn't seen to hear it clearly and so asked again: "Huh? What did you just say?"

"Just take extra care in the last three months since you'll have a larger stomach."


Sighing, I replied to him a bit louder this time, saying: "I am pregnant with... your child..." Ah, why do I get so shy trying to saying this? But as soon as my voice trailed off, Xiao Huaisu's grip suddenly tightened, as he then stared at me in a daze.

Taking that all too familiar path to find the good Dr. Chen, I asked him to give me a form then headed to find Xiao Hu for a routine blood and urine test.

Co-worker A then casually retorted: "That friend of mine who found himself a mistress loves his wife and kid too. Something like that doesn't stop somebody from finding a mistress."

Hugging him, I then went on to whisper: "What will you do about an accidental pregnancy." After saying this, I wanted to add the sentence, and how about we go full term with a little XXX.. Haha*

Afraid that everyone would spread rumours which would affect Xiao Huaisu's image, I politely hinted: "The president's wife is not short." Pointing out the other party was in no way the president's wife.


He looks exactly as I did when I first heard the news, the same exact blank stare.

I faced them then said with a straight face: "You guy's shouldn't go making wild speculations or damage the reputation of someone's daughter. Even if she's not the representative, so could just be another associate, could she not?" And of course there is also the reputation of my Huaisu.

When the two were done talking, they both looked at me in tandem, seeming to be waiting for an answer from the insider—me.

"What happened after?"


Author's Note:

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Notes:

iana: *this joke was translated loosely because the is no way to make it land in English. When Li Tian said accidental pregnancy, he followed it up with a line that basically means "painless abortion/miscarriage X X X". Don't leave yet, I'll explain. It's a s∊x act, you can find it in prnos, gay ones too, I think it goes | erction->conception->abortion | (which I believe just describes the act of finishing inside and letting it overflow.) [I cannot be too blunt or descriptive in wording here.] So, you could see how the original won't work in English.

Anyhoo, the lil bun finally makes their presence known!


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